Amy and Scorpius are in a happy relationship until Scorp runs off with Artemis (Blech...). What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
(1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Amy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sirius (Well, he hot) and a brief unhappy affair with Dan (INCEST!!! "19) BRING a camera and take pictures ofeveryone in the lift.20) PRETEND you're a flight attendantand review emergency procedures andexits with the Passengers.21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.